lessons learned: new girl 2x02 “katie”
New Girl
Episode 2x02, “Katie”
10 Lessons Learned:
- Multi-cloth collage makes people angry.
- In case you didn’t know, that girl is Jess.
- Winston’s sister is Keenyah from America’s Next Top Model (cycle 4).
- If someone asks if you’re Katie, say yes.
- That guy might be Nick from the future.
- The list of time travel sexcapades goes: Marie Antionette, Cleopatra, Young Ann Margaret, Old Ann Margaret
- The Nutty Professor is a cautionary tale.
- Always specify which guy from the bar you like. SPECIFY, GUYS.
- Three words: Hot. Air. Balloon.
- If someone asks if you’re Katie, say no.
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