Questions to ask an alien, according to

Questions to ask an alien, according to "The Neighbors

 Does your planet have an atmosphere?
 Can I breathe without a helmet?
 Is there water on your planet?
 Do you bathe in it?
 Do you drink it?
 Do you eat it?
 Does your planet have a moon?
 Does it have rings?
 How many?
 Are we like ants to you?
 Is God real?
 Did you see the movie The Transformers and do you think it's realistic because I think that Michael Bay really knows something, I do...