lessons learned:

lessons learned: “schooled” (modern family 4x02)

15 Lessons Learned (courtesy of “Phil’s-osophy”):

Always look people in the eye. Even if they’re blind, just say, “I’m looking you in the eye.”
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.
You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it’s easy to do.
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you’re William Hurt.
Take a lesson from parakeets. If you’re ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.
Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you’ll always be wearing a parent-chute™.
Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
Older black ladies make the best iced tea.
Success is 1% inspriation, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s a tiger.
If you’re ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a great pretend mustache.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like “WHAAT?”

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