lessons learned: “yard sale” (modern family 4x06)
Modern Family
Episode 4x06, “Yard Sale”
- It starts with a couple of people in the driveway, then it’s a local call, rampant bathroom usage and mothers who need to lie down.
- Even John Mayer doesn’t have a John Mayer poster any more.
- Pants that zip off into shorts = Shants.
- Art project themes that require denim: “farm” & “Kelly Clarkson.”
- Show the world that you’re still a man by getting a henna tattoo of the Japanese symbol for courage.
- “Mother” is the opposite of credibility.
- Knife throwing is a very popular pageant talent.
- Maybe Michael’s gay, maybe he’s not (he is).
- Return policy: you return, I call the police.
- Playlist for being trapped under a motorcycle: Stuck in the Middle, Hit the Road Jack, anything by Heavy D, Pointer Sisters Neutron Dance.
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